i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
OKAY SO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE POKEMON CEREAL FROM 2000?
SOMEONE CONTACTED KELLOGG’S LAST YEAR ABOUT BRINGING IT BACK AND THEY REPLIED:
"Unfortunately, consumer demand was not strong enough to support continued production
However, if our continued research indicates a…
One Direction and Lady Gaga
102 chicken nuggets
why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hellGetting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets
but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS
this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.
wow sammy looks really sad here.
don’t be sad
That’s fucking horrifying
Someone take photoshop away from that person
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.
Can’t tell if his family is rich or if he has a rich sugar daddy